Heck yes.

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:36:53 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:35:51 -0400

josiahfiles: kidnap 100 children and lock them up for weeks and kill ten of them. release the rest....

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:27:24 -0400

josiahfiles:

kidnap 100 children and lock them up for weeks and kill ten of them.

release the rest. only 90 kids will remember this

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:54:13 -0400

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:52:12 -0400

kyleethecatlady: flutterjedi: This makes me uncomfortable for...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:53:20 -0400

kyleethecatlady:

flutterjedi:

This makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

That cat is either having the time of its life or is absolutely miserable.

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:50:44 -0400

me: sick

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:48:39 -0400

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:43:47 -0400

vogue-beaute: i-bleedcout-ure: forthosewhocravefashion: A...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:25:53 -0400

vogue-beaute:

i-bleedcout-ure:

forthosewhocravefashion:

A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

agreed.

YES.

true story!

american-dreamer: riversong-thedoctorswife: shes-a-feminist: h...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:07:10 -0400

american-dreamer:

riversong-thedoctorswife:

shes-a-feminist:

hemuset:

these-three-things:

nipsndnaps:

piercing-whore:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap

I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

DEVIOUS FUCKERY

I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT

GFGKLEMFNGK

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.

Seriously, why do I hear it?

The picture originally said;

“You can hear a sound due to the picture being in sync with the average human heart beat. What you really hear is your own heart.”

S-STOP IT!

Is this what it’s like to have synesthesia?

Holy fuck it is in time with my heart beat I can feel the blood pumping at the same time as the thump…jesus…

I guess I don’t have a normal heartbeat then because this is completely silent to me

elsen-lied: SO I MAKE ONE POST ASKING YOU GUYS TO REMIND ME WHEN IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS TO TAKE MY...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:49:35 -0400

elsen-lied:

SO I MAKE ONE POST ASKING YOU GUYS TO REMIND ME WHEN IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS TO TAKE MY LASAGNA OUT OF THE OVEN AND

I’M NEVER ASKING YOU ALL FOR HELP AGAIN

psdo: wugs: hoodrach: what a time to be alive #IMPORTANT...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:48:12 -0400

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

lariren-shadow: withoutalittlerisk: thismagicwillneverend: bel...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:42:00 -0400

lariren-shadow:

withoutalittlerisk:

thismagicwillneverend:

believeinprongs:

Friendly reminder that this exists.

THIS IS THE FAMILY THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD. THIS IS WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN! THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A HAPPY FAMILY TOGETHER! SIRIUS WOULD TEACH THEM ALL THE PRANKS AND LILY AND REMUS WOULD REMIND THEM NOT TO FORGET THEIR STUDIES. ALL OF THEM EATING CHRISTMAS DINNER TOGETHER AND HAVING GATHERINGS WITH THE WEASLEY’S AND HERMIONE. THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED BUT NO, VOLDEMORT LIKES TO RUIN EVERYTHING AND DESTROY LIVES.

James’ proud papa smile is fucking killing me.

Friendly remind that if this had happened Harry could have been a big brother.

FEELS, DAMN FEELS ;_;

elementarymydearloki: Misha all the way on April Fools day...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:36:59 -0400

elementarymydearloki:

Misha all the way on April Fools day bitchesssss

wholock-nerdfighter: struttinglikeprongs: OKAY BUT LIKE EVERYONES MAKING UNFUNNY APRIL FOOLS POSTS...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:45:12 -0400

wholock-nerdfighter:

struttinglikeprongs:

OKAY BUT LIKE EVERYONES MAKING UNFUNNY APRIL FOOLS POSTS TO BE IRONIC AND SHIT BUT WE’RE FORGETTING WHAT THIS DAY IS REAAAAALLY ABOUT

WEEEEEEPING

WEEEEEPING BECAUSE IT’S FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY’S BIRTHDAY BUT FRED IS DEAD OUCH PAIN CRYING TIME

Wow, thanks for that.

this.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:36:29 -0400

this.

sergiosblog: snorlaxatives: merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:05:46 -0400

sergiosblog:

snorlaxatives:

merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of her

#how the fuck did she even become the leader of the mean group, they were all pretty and mertle was this fugly little imp. shit, lilo’s doll with the operation and head trauma could get more D than mertle

mommahootowl: prettiesthootowlinthegarrison: natsmum: Are...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:01:41 -0400

mommahootowl:

prettiesthootowlinthegarrison:

natsmum:

Are we gonna talk about how over 500 people just reblogged the middle

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

lolthefunniest: “no one under 18 is allowed on this site!”

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 21:59:32 -0400

lolthefunniest:

“no one under 18 is allowed on this site!”

Heck yes.

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

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josiahfiles: kidnap 100 children and lock them up for weeks and kill ten of them. release the rest....

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kyleethecatlady: flutterjedi: This makes me uncomfortable for...

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me: *sick*

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vogue-beaute: i-bleedcout-ure: forthosewhocravefashion: A...

american-dreamer: riversong-thedoctorswife: shes-a-feminist: h...

elsen-lied: SO I MAKE ONE POST ASKING YOU GUYS TO REMIND ME WHEN IT’S BEEN TWO HOURS TO TAKE MY...

psdo: wugs: hoodrach: what a time to be alive #IMPORTANT...

lariren-shadow: withoutalittlerisk: thismagicwillneverend: bel...

elementarymydearloki: Misha all the way on April Fools day...

wholock-nerdfighter: struttinglikeprongs: OKAY BUT LIKE EVERYONES MAKING UNFUNNY APRIL FOOLS POSTS...

this.

sergiosblog: snorlaxatives: merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of...

mommahootowl: prettiesthootowlinthegarrison: natsmum: Are...

lolthefunniest: “no one under 18 is allowed on this site!”

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

me: sick